the rage of pimpybra

You got 30 minutes...: Wed, Apr 09, 2008 - 11:06pm

So there's this recent ad campaign from Domino's pizza, they show someone answer the door and the pizza guy is there. These commercials infuriate me.

Jackass: "Hey, guess what I did with my 30 minutes"

Pizza guy: "You ordered a Domino's pizza and **insert moronic thing here**"

**retardedness ensues**

Now here's the part that sets me the fuck off. When the pizza guy mentions ordering the pizza in the 30 minutes. NO! WRONG!

The ORDERING OF THE PIZZA CAN NOT BE INCLUDED IN THE 30 MINUTE WINDOW. Ordering the pizza is what CAUSED the 30 minute window to be created in the first place. You could not have the window prior to ordering the pizza.

This is one of those time paradoxes that Doc Brown would try to explain, and you'd be sitting there saying "this is heavy, Doc".

Yes, it's so minor, but god damn it, it infuriates me.

Mood: Rage

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From: Brad: Wed, Apr 09, 2008 - 11:16pm

We've waited how long for a new blog, and this is what pisses you off? I think Pimpy is going soft! (heh)

From: Shawn: Thu, Apr 10, 2008 - 07:34am

I'm with brad, we need real content my friend!

On the subject of the domino's commercials and the 30 minute window. It would be great if the 30 minutes included the ordering, that would be very beneficial to you the orderer.

And I don't know if this is how they do it by you, but what's really infuriating about those commercials is actually the fact that they ALWAYS seem to place TWICE in the SAME COMMERCIAL BREAK. Seriously, thanks domino's for making me listen to your half ass attempt at a real campaign, not once, but twice in the same 2 minute window.

Oh and I just want to stab that guy in the chest with his markers.

From: Shawn: Thu, Apr 10, 2008 - 07:37am

One more thing, you're leaving out another annoying aspect, correct me if I'm wrong but shouldn't it be "YOU'VE got 30 minutes" not YOU?

From: pimpybra: Thu, Apr 10, 2008 - 08:29pm

Going soft?! WE NEED A TRANNY, STAT!

Shawn, about the "You" got 30 minutes, I'm pretty sure that's what the commercials say, as trying to make it slang. That part doesn't really upset me.

I don't think I've noticed a problem with the Domino's ad 2x in a break. It happens to TONS of other commercials though.

From: Shawn: Fri, Apr 11, 2008 - 08:04am

We always have them 2x during a break and it's always the damned guy with the F'n "tatoo" saying 'not if you use markers' STAB!

yeah but promoting slang like that is really irritating just like mcdonalds "I'm Lovin it" (cuz im ghetto!).

From: pimpybra: Fri, Apr 11, 2008 - 06:49pm

I don't think I've seen that guy. I've seen the one where he shaved off his eyebrows and drew them back in with markers, and the 3 retards with the fake Brooklyn accent.

From: Brad: Sat, Apr 12, 2008 - 04:49pm

fuckin' dominos

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