the rage of pimpybra

A real dickhead...: Thu, Aug 03, 2006 - 09:36pm

So, I turn on the TV, and a commercial for Popsicle brand pops is on. Fine, whatever. Except I noticed that there was a "tornado" terrorizing kids or something like that. The tornado face looked middle eastern too... Before I could say "OMGWTF" I noticed the 'hero'.

This guy:

Dude. With a shiny gold 'helmet'. Except the helmet... doesn't look like a helmnet. IT'S A WANG HEAD!

It's even worse if you look at this coloring 'book' here (PDF FILE).

I'm half tempted to color it in wangtastically.

Mood: Wang!

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From: pimpybra: Thu, Aug 03, 2006 - 09:49pm

What the fuck!? I just saw another commercial for this dickhead.

This time it was MONKEYS... on FLYING CARPETS with FEZ hats. THE MAN OF POPSICLE HATES THE MIDDLE EAST.

From: pimpybra: Thu, Aug 03, 2006 - 10:30pm

WTF! I JUST SAW ANOTHER. This time, it was a robot attacking some Japanese town (like every spoof of Godzilla ever).

Except, this time, Man of Popsicle gave 2 japanese boys the Firecracker Pop

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Interesting enough, this popsicle is Red.. White.. and Blue. I think Man of Popsicle is trying to push his Americanism on the foreigners! ALL THREE commercials have had poor foreign relations! CONSPIRACY

From: crash: Fri, Aug 04, 2006 - 11:47am

leave it up to you to notice phallic messages in kids advertising. And stop using the <center> tag, that's soooo 1990's. Now adays, it's all about the <div style="text-align:center"> get with it n00b :)

From: pimpybra: Fri, Aug 04, 2006 - 10:08pm

Did you look at my source? OMGWTFNERDALERTKTHXSNDPIXBYE2U

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